Posted 6 days ago

avianawareness:

Cockatoos are the best worst pet you can have. Like having a 3 year old on crack with a weapon on their face.

Posted 6 days ago

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
Posted 6 days ago

antelopesaplenty:

When fleeing from predators (and sometimes even just for fun) antelope make giant exaggerated leaps to put distance between themselves and the hunter, and to display how fit and healthy they are. We call this behaviour “stotting”, and it’s well known across African species and some from elsewhere, such as sheep and deer.

This impala’s bouncing leaps were so graceful and balletic, that at one point, he closed his eyes and appears to have got lost in the moment….! He quickly recovered though as the sounds of frightened antelope reminded him that a pack of 5 Wild Dogs were causing chaos among the females and youngsters nearby.

By Edward Selfe {x}

Posted 6 days ago

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

schleonard:

thelittleheathens:

schleonard:

pumpumschlanger:

schleonard:

At the ripe old age of 24 my bubble game is right on point.

Everything about this makes me smile

Bubbles make me smile.

Bath time fun approved.

Like seriously what even.

this dude is straight up handsome and adorbs and check out that tat, damn

Posted 6 days ago

toucanparty:

see us next time for another episode of The X-files

By Diigii [tumblr | twitter]

Posted 6 days ago
Posted 1 week ago

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

(Source: awwww-cute)

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

rosalarian:

nateswinehart:

Being good to each other is so important, guys.

This is super relevant right now.

Posted 1 week ago

vikingonstilts:

A work table snapshot while I handpaint the coloring of the Death Tarot for @mrlanke #deathtarot #deathwolf #latenightartweirdo #anotherlongnightofweirdsleep #printmaking #watercolor #tarot

BRILLIANT work! :D

Posted 1 week ago

lunulata:

I’ve been messing with the idea of making various asexuality identity shirts for a while, since I’ve never actually SEEN one before, and can anyone let me know if that’s a thing they’d even be mildly interested in or is something like this a shirt you might possibly want to wear (something with cool fonts that look kinda like album covers and don’t automatically look like queer pride shirts to the uninitiated so you can wear it incognito if you want and it’ll look like a sick band shirt is basically what I’m feeling)??

HELL YES! That’s a fab idea! (I could have said “Ace idea” but that’s just… too much pun.) :D

Posted 1 week ago

WARNING: DO NOT BUY THIS DOG FOOD

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

loudblackram:

plushestrumpest:

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DO NOT BUY THIS BRAND.

Pedigree is on a nationwide recall.

Pedigree made my 6 month old puppy too ill to eat anything for days.

If you have this brand please toss it and buy Purina, Science Diet, or Blue.

Please do not feed this to you animals.

Do not buy this brand.

It’s true

Reblogging to let any of my friends on here who are dog owners know this…

(Source: spoopyrump)

Posted 1 week ago